I Crashed My Friend's Lotus

With such a long spell out of the micro-jobbing game with the dreaded November flu and then an abundance of socialising as Birthdays and Xmas beckoned, it was time to get back in the game. Some pro-bono micro-jobbing for a pregnant friend got the MJ energy high and then yes….

The first dodgy micro-job! No, not many whoring, but a violation of sorts. Without wishing to incriminate myself, I can only say that the only people affected have huge blockbuster pockets.

A spokesman for Greater Manchester Police said “We would definately investigate…if we knew what we should investigate. Needless to say, we are keeping a close eye on the matter”

Such dodgy dealings, means only £1753.81 to go….