No sooner had I put the pedal to the carpet in the Red Fiesta, than it was time for a quick yarn with my friend Steve. He knows Andrew of furniture restoration fame and could pass on the happy news that thanks to the micro-jobbing website, he’d had his first big job… top news!

High on that news, with some slate cash in the bank, it was time to Skype Portugal… yes, MICRO-JOBBING HAS GONE INTERNATIONAL! Obviously, dealing with foreigners from foreign lands, the website cash was up-front and I can announce that thanks to such mid-week industriousness… the crashed Lotus debt is now only…

£585.93

What do you do when you work long, hard hours and a bag of slate arrives in your front garden? Well, you can either spade it to the back yourself or get micro-job man in….

[simples]…

Get caught speeding? Hit back at the man with rap:

Damn!

As a familiarly crested envelope offered me the lucky chance of 3 points for only £60, how could I resist?

Not part of the Crashed Lotus debt, a mere by-product it would seem of my rapid approach to inter-location movement…

…still, it’s given me a great idea for a new Micro-job man Rap…

Some late night micro-jobbing to fix a broken Reiki healing website, so only £895.93 to go!!!