I Crashed My Friend's Lotus

What happens when you borrow a Lotus Elise from your friend Mark:

(Mark and the car in happier days)

..well, in one half-hour I managed to convert my 2nd ever go in my friend’s toy to a bill of £3,336.54.

As the garage tinkers racking up airmiles on my plastic (SEE THE BILL), I know a few things:

• Having just renovated my house, my plastic is well and truly dented.
• This will max out an already unhealthy balance.

To avoid the sort of financial future that means kerb-side nightwork, it’s time to get a hustle on. This blog will record my efforts to work a variety of out-of-hours jobs to keep the wolves from the door…

So, who am I?

Well, using the pic and statement from when Ben hacked this blog (it’s secure now!!)

“Would you lend this man your car?”

Jasper (At Glastonbury I might add)
31yr old male living in Salford, Manchester.
jasper@icrashedmyfriendslotus.com